"You don't know where I've been, Lou. You don't know where I've been." -Tyler Durden
posted by Doom Is Above Such Things at 9:50 PM
I am suburb fabulous, a man who is constantly pulling himself up by his purple Nike laces, only to get his tail kicked back into the gutter every time. There is no finer life, at least not for me. I'm also two meters tall with brown eyes, salt-and-pepper hair, and enough brute strength to handle most of the housework. Some people think I'm semi-handsome and charming, but I pay them a lot to say that. I hate change, even if it's my idea. I have standards for women that my friends don't understand, and women for friends that I don't understand. I like people who have something to talk about. I believe that estrogen should be a controlled substance.
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